The Human Slop Must Be Cleansed
I’ve done a lot of jobs in my life. I’ve been a tree service provider; climbing towering, gnarled trees in old people’s back yards to help trim the branches down. I’ve cleaned hospital beds as a janitorial service provider. I’ve been a security guard at a liquor store in the West end of the Bronx (I’m surprised I was never even shot). The number one intense job that I’ve ever had is the job that I had doing sewer cleaning in Bronx NY. Sewer cleaning. Let that sink into your mind and imagine the kind of reality-destroying horrors that you can come up with; it’s close to the truth. Let’s break down what a sewer is. A sewer is the system that lies beneath man’s civilization to provider an easy way to dispose of waste. Human waste. All the sort of waste that we can imaginably produce lies within the depths of our sewers.
Let me be frank with you. People are gross. I’m disgusting. You’re disgusting. The things that our bodies produce are vile, unclean things that leave behind such a filth that we had to devise of a method to completely rid ourselves of it all; out of sight, out of mind. There was once a time where we would simply empty buckets of our human-slop out of windows and into shallow ditches at night. Thenight soil they used to call it. Soiled is right; the sort of filth that soils the mind and the soul! To ensure the purity of our nostrils we send brave, luckless men and women into the depths of the earth where our bubbling human-fluids churn in vast pits and tunnels to be swept away far, far away from the cleanliness of our homes. That’s the job I had to do; unclogging our human slop.